SHARK WEEK SPECIAL: Sharknado (2013)

Sharknado

Happy Shark Week everyone! This week, our chum Derek joins us for the Syfy Original Movie/Asylum creature feature Sharknado, featuring a killer cyclone full of sharks…and little else! This movie checks off all the boxes on the Asylum checklist:D-list stars/celebrities (Ian Ziering, Tara Reid, John Heard), sketchy/rubbery  CGI, a nonsensical script that just exists to deliver the gimmick, and so much more. Luckily, to survive these shark-infested waters, we’ve got a custom cocktail and drinking game rules that will keep us afloat through this whirlwind of awfulness. Check out the podcast and drinking game below!

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THIS EPISODE’S DRINK: The Sharklone

Sharknado cocktail1 part orange juice
1 part pineapple juice
2 parts Cutty S(h)ark Scotch
1 part passion fruit juice
1 part passion fruit liqueur
Lime bitters
1 part Land Shark lager

Combine all but lager and shake. Pour into glass and top with lager. Garnish with fresh chum if desired.

DRINKING RULES FOR SHARKNADO:

  1. Shark bites
  2. Every time someone says the word ‘shark’
  3. Anytime the film rags on LA (e.g. spoken jokes, LA landmarks being destroyed)

FINISH YOUR DRINK WHEN:

Fin (Ian Ziering) growls, “I’m gonna finish this.”

Next week, we find out who killed Mr. Boddy with the 1980s board-game comedy Clue!

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