This week on Alcohollywood, Clint and Jared (along with our friend Mark of Our Fair City and Blastropodcast) take on the Steven Spielberg classic Jurassic Park, just in time for its release in 3D this weekend! The tale of a group of paleontologists, scientists and children who visit an island based attraction inhabited by newly cloned dinosaurs has captured imaginations for generations, and it’s hard to argue against how fun and awe-inspiring the film’s visuals are. It’s quintessential Spielberg adventure of the finest caliber, bolstered by a great cast that includes Sam Neill, Laura Dern, Jeff Goldblum, Wayne Knight and Sir Richard Attenborough. Check out our drinking rules and cocktail before you head out to the theater!
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THIS EPISODE’S DRINK: Mr. DNA
1 part green chartreuse
1 part silver rum (Costa Rican)
dash, simple syrup
Freeze apple juice (along with chocolate bits) in ice cube tray. Muddle mint, tangelo and lemon; add chartreuse, silver rum and syrup; shake vigorously. Pour over apple juice cubes.
DRINKING RULES FOR JURASSIC PARK:
- Every time you see the Spielberg Stare
- Each tucked-in shirt you see in the film
- Any time you see an ass, human or dinosaur
FINISH YOUR DRINK WHEN:
Muldoon (Bob Peck) mutters under his breath at his imminent demise by inventive velociraptor: “Clever girl.”
Join us next week as we usher in National Robotics Week by watching hot bot-on-bot action with the cult robot fighting movie Robot Jox!