Yippie-ki-yay, motherfuckers – it’s our first alcoholly-jolly Christmas! We ring in the holidays with the incredible action film Die Hard; this amazing flick cemented Bruce Willis’ status as an action star, and Alan Rickman as a velvety-voiced, diction-challenged character actor. Pick up your drink, get your rules in order, and bring in the Yuletide with our friends at Nakatomi Plaza!
THIS EPISODE’S DRINK: The Bloody Merry Christmas
Fig and walnut-infused vodka
1 can Fire-roasted tomatoes
2-3 Sweet chili peppers (assorted)
Dark chocolate syrup
Stalk of celery (garnish)
Puree tomatoes and chili peppers; strain to retrieve juice. Mix equal parts infused vodka and tomato juice. Drizzle with dark chocolate syrup to taste, and shake well. Pour into pilsner glass. Garnish with stalk of celery and peppers.
DRINKING RULE FOR DIE HARD:
- Whenever someone begins talking through a telephone, walkie-talkie or other telecommunications device.
FINISH YOUR DRINK WHEN:
John McClane (Bruce Willis) says “Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker!”
Enjoy your holidays, and see you next Wednesday when Jared and Clint face off again – this time, it’s about the 2008 X-Files reunion movie The X-Files: I Want to Believe. In the meantime, like, subscribe and save!